COMPANY MASCOTS

THE TIDY BOWL MAN

Val	Char	Cost	Roll	Notes
5	STR	-5	10-	Lift 50 kg; 1d6 HTH Damage [1]
15	DEX	15	12-	OCV:  5/DCV:  13
5	CON	-10	10-
10	BODY	0	11-
10	INT	0	11-	PER Roll:  11-
15	EGO	10	12-	ECV:  5
15	PRE	5	12-	PRE Attack:  3d6
14	COM	2	11-

3	PD	2		Total:  3 PD (0 rPD)
3	ED	2		Total:  3 ED (0 rED)
3	SPD	5		Phases:  4, 8, 12
2	REC
20	END	5
25	STUN	9		Total Characteristic Cost:  40

Movement:	Running:	3”/2”
		Leaping:	1”/2”
		Swimming:	6”/12”

Cost    Powers & Skills
15	Army of Tiny Alligators:  RKA ½d6, Continuous (2 DEF, 2 BODY, 12 STUN, 13 DCV, +1), No Range 
	Penalty (+½), Reduced Endurance (0 END, +½); Travels at 3” per Phase (6” in water, -½), Requires 
	an Animal Handler Skill Roll (No Penalty, -¼), No Effect on Airborne Targets (-¼)
64	Itsy Bitsy:  +8 DCV, Stealth, and Concealment (already figured in)
5	SCUBA Gear:  LS (Self-Contained Breathing); OAF (mask, -1)
-11	Itsy Bitsy:  Running -5”, Swimming -1”	1
7	Gator Riding:  Running +3”, Swimming +5”; OIF (Alligator, -½), END 1

	Perks
3	Navy Rank:  Captain

	Skills
6	+3 with Alligator Attack

2	AK: Bathrooms of the World 11-
5	Animal Handler (Alligators) 14-
2	Concealment 19-; Self Only (-½)
1	KS: Bathroom Sanitation 8-
2	PS: Navy Captain 11-
2	Navigation (Water) 11-
3	Stealth 20-
1	Tactics 8-
3	TF: Boating 12-

Total Powers & Skill Cost:  110
Total Cost:  150

100+   Disadvantages
15	Distinctive Feature:  Stinky (Concealable, Extreme)
20	Physical Limitation:  Itsy Bitsy (+12” Knockback Distance)
10	Psychological Limitation:  Military Mindset (Common, Moderate)
5	Rivalry:  Dow Scrubbing Bubbles

Total Disadvantage Points:  150

Background/Personality: The Tidy Bowl Man (“T.B.” to his friends) retired from the U.S. Navy honorably in 1962. Since then, he’s focused his attention on fighting a different enemy – toilet bowl odor. When you’re stuck on ship with hundreds of men for months at a time, this can become a serious problem, and T.B. felt called to take the lessons he learned on the high seas and share them with Mr. and Mr. Consumer back on solid ground.

All of his years in the military have given T.B. a comfort level with a strict command structure and a desire for direct communication, with an accompanying distaste for insubordination.

For the last several decades, the Tidy Bowl Man has been traveling from bathroom to bathroom, keeping the world sanitized and fresh. Practically living in the sewers, what with the constant travel, he came across dozens of alligator eggs. He rescued the eggs from predatory sewer life, hatched them, and raised the young alligators as his own.

Quote: “Enemy target acquired on the starboard bow. Alligator One – launch!”

Tactics/Powers: The Tidy Bowl Man is very small, a mere 4 inches tall. This makes him very difficult to see and to hit.

He attacks by sending his army of tiny alligators at his target. These tiny creatures are the descendants of all those alligators that were flushed down toilets in the ’70s. T.B. found them and raised them. They are fiercely loyal to their “dad,” and will attack on his behalf. An alligator runs (or swims) after a target, and bites his ankles with its tiny but sharp teeth. The alligator continues attacking a target until he is knocked unconscious, or is killed itself. T.B. has many such alligators, and can send one after several foes at once, or even send several at the same target (one at a time).

Roleplaying Notes: Johnny Depp meets Howie Long.


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