[The scene: 93U, which is the center of the Universe. Kami is naked on stage]
Random Beautiful Girl: I'm gay!
Kami: You want to have sex?
Random Beautiful Girl: Yes please!
[They do the wacky]
Sandra: Tool. I'm broke.
Alan: I have a job for you.
Sandra: Sure.
[She chases some guy but he blows himself up]
Sandra: Tool. Now I'm broke again.
[Back in 93U]
Gem: I'm not gay!
[Gem and Kami do the wacky]
Gem: I'm still not gay.
[Meanwhile, across town]
Raven: Oh, Karin...
Karin: Oh, Raven...
Raven: Oh, Karin...
Karin: Oh, Raven...
Raven: Oh, Karin...
Karin: Oh, Raven...
Sandra: Get a room.
Raven: I'm not gay!
Gem: Me either!
Kami: Want to have sex?
[Gem and Kami do the wacky again]
Karin: Bye! I'm off to do something stupidly suicidally dangerous. Don't wait up for me.
[Karin blows herself up crossing the street]
Raven: Oh, Karin...
[A Random Suit comes along with Mai-Puma, Naga-Puma and four hundred corp guards in tow]
Suit: I'm evil.
[He does the wacky with the Pumas]
Kami: We're here to stop you.
Gem: Die Evil Corpie Scum!
[Random Suit and all four hundred corp guards die]
Pumas: Thank you for saving us! Let us show our appreciation with heavy bonking.
[They all do the wacky]
Gem: I'm still not gay. Really.
[Back in 93U]
Sandra: Life sucks.
Drake: Hi.
[They do the wacky]
Drake: Want to help me find my sister?
Sandra: Sure.
[They look for his sister.]
Drake: I think I'm getting close.
[Drake dies]
Sandra: My life sucks.
[Back in 93U]
Crusher: I like beer.
[Back in HK...]
Ling Ling: I love you.
Marta: I love you.
[They do the wacky]
Ling Ling: I love you.
Marta: I love you.
[They do the wacky]
Ling Ling: I love you.
Marta: I love you.
[They do the wacky]
Ling Ling: I love you.
Marta: I love you.
[They do the wacky]
Kami: Hot damn! Gem, can you do that?
Gem: I'm not gay.
[They do the wacky]
Shion: My life sucks.
[Shion blows up half of Tokyo]
Shion: I'm omnipotent, but my life still sucks.
[Shion goes out in her big flashy car, eats at a very expensive restaurant, and then goes back to her squillion dollar penthouse]
Shion: I'm omnipotent and rich, but my life still sucks.
Gem: Quit whining.
[Raven blows up Gem]
Gem: Bitch.
Kami: That must have hurt. Let's make it all better by having sex.
[Kami and Gem... well, you know]
Gem: I'm not gay.
Raven: I'm so glad I'm not like you.
Temple: Hi there! Do you want to have sex?
[They do the wacky]
Lora: ...I'm glad I'm not in this story.
Lilith: I want you to make me better.
Raven: Okay.
Lilith: Not like that.
Raven: I'm not gay!
Shion: My life sucks, but I'll help you.
Ray: We're here to bring you back.
Matt: CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!
Lilith: You won't take me.
[Lilith dies]
Raven: You killed her!
Matt: She blew herself up!
Raven: I will avenge her!
Matt: CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!
[They fight]
Drake: I'm better. Meet my daughter, gun caddy and human shield.
Moira: ...
Drake: Let's go kill lots of bad people dead.
[Drake dies again]
Lora: ...see my earlier comment...
Korey: Why don't I get to do anything in this?
Raven: You remind me of someone.
Korey: Um, no. Not at all.
Raven: We were very close.
Korey: I'm not gay.
Gem: Me neither.
Kami: Come back to bed.
Gem: Sure.
[They do the wacky]
Zenshou: Let's stop some bad people.
Gem: Not now. I'm on a self-destructive vengeance quest.
Zenshou: Me to.
Gem: I'm busy.
Zenshou: I can tell that.
Gem: I'm not gay.
[Back in 93U, the center of the universe, for no reason other than it hasn't been mentioned in nearly a page]
Nightingale: I'm perfect.
Kami: I noticed.
Nightingale: Did I mention I'm perfect?
Kami: Want to have sex?
Nightingale: No, I never have sex with anyone less perfect than me.
Kami: Awww...
Gem: She's being mean.
Kami: Yes. Want to have sex?
[And so on]
Shion: My life sucks.
Marta: Others suck more.
[Gretchen, Ishimori Matsugara, Joe Vesuvius Togoloa, Joe Virgil, Kira Ujinaka, Kyle Andrews, Riffraff, Tajiri, Thorn, and Walter Gibraltar die.]
Nightingale: I'm glad I'm more perfect than them.
Shion: I go Domu on her arse.
[Nightingale dies]
Fin.
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