What's the difference between the Zero Zone and a toilet?
You can flush a toilet.
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and a dead rat?
A dead rat smells better
What's the difference between Zone People and Rats?
Rats can leave a sinking ship.
What's the difference between Zone People and Rats?
Rats don't get worked up about their home sewer.
What's the difference between Zone People and Baboons?
Baboons are a protected species
What's the difference between Zone People and Baboons?
Baboons groom each other while they're picking the fleas off.
What do you call roadkill in the Zone?
Dinner
What's the Zero Zone's biggest export?
Social Diseases
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Iraq?
The Zero Zone looked like that before the invasion
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Stalingrad?
The locals in Stalingrad are better looking
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Chechnya?
Very little
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Afganistan?
UN Intervention
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Mexico?
Mexico has better jobs and better drinking water
What's the difference between the Zero Zone and Prison?
You can get out of prison on good behaviour
Why wasn't Jesus born in the Zero Zone?
Couldn't find three wise men or a Virgin.
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